Print This Post
Venice: Half Fairy Tale / Half Tourist Trap
Posted by mla0100 in International, Italy, Venice, Italy on January 25th, 2012
Piazza San Marco
The Canals of Venice

The Rialto Bridge
Doge's Palace
Venice is one of the few cities in the world that can truly be described as unique. It has monuments of rare splendor and an aquatic setting that makes it a tourist attraction… like no other city in the entire world. Venice offers something for everyone: grand views, galleries, museums and beautiful Venetian Gothic style palaces - these are just a few of the sights you will see while floating down the Grand Canal in a vaporetto (water-taxi) or gondola. But if you’ve ever had the misfortune of visiting Venice in the summer, it can be madding with the hordes of “day-trippers” who outnumber the pigeons in St. Marks Square. Venice in the spring or fall is a different story altogether. It is very hard indeed, not fall for the beauty, mystery and flavors of the world’s most romantic city.
Harry Pouring a Bellini

Bellini's @ Harry's Bar
Whether I arrive by plane, boat or train; my first stop on my Venice fooditinerary is always Harry’s Bar for the obligatory Bellini. Some people will go once and call it a “tourist-trap” but it is full of locales & regulars (as well as international celebrities), has great atmosphere & drinks and is a great place to people watch. Harry’s is synonymous with Venice and is the most famous bar in Europe. Although the Restaurant has lost much of it’s luster recently, they still make the Harry’s Bar pierini - the world’s best pan-seared ham & cheese sandwich. To give you an idea just how popular Harry’s really is: each day’s menu includes the exchange rate for nine different currencies. It just wouldn’t be a trip to Venice, without visiting Harry’s!
COST: €€€€ A Bellini will run you about $23 USD
FOOD: The birthplace of the drink, everyone says Harry’s Bar has the best Bellini’s = ⅓ White-peach puree + ⅔ chilled Italian Prosecco (sparkling wine). I would recommend eating elsewhere
SERVICE: Harry’s Bar is very popular and it’s packed just about any day of the week. Note: No shorts allowed
DÉCOR: It is not overly smart, but it is stylish: from the comfortable banquettes, to the butterscotch wood trim, from the subtle yellow linens w/the Harry’s Bar monogram embellishing everything…

Ristorante da Mario alla Fava

Risotto w/Cuttle-fish Ink
Located in the heart of old town near the Rialto Bridge, Ristorante da Mario alla Fava encourages the procurement of the very freshest seafood and vegetables, due to its close proximity to the Mercato di Rialto (Rialto Market). In general, the food is always fresh but the service is better during the off-season without the crowds of tourists and the prices are amazingly low for Venice standards. Make yourself at home with a generous plate of seafood pasta and wine by the litre. This classic osteria seems miles from tourist attractions and the 21st century, yet the Gallerie dell’Accademia and Palazzo Grassi are minutes away.
COST: €€€
FOOD: The menu is classic Venetian - Black Squid Ink Risotto, classic pasta dishes, meat and fish dishes you would expect from an establishment of this lineage, all at very decent prices
SERVICE: Always busy, often with a queue outside but swift service from lifelong, uniformed waiters
DÉCOR: Squeeze in among the motley collection of fisherman’s lamps, ceramic pitchers, watercolours, and the locals who made them…
http://www.ristorantemarioallafava.it/2/
Venice makes you a believer in fairy tales. However, Venice’s popularity as a major worldwide tourist destination has caused several problems, including the fact that the city can be overcrowded at some points of the year. It is regarded by some as a tourist trap, but by most as a living treasure and a “can’t-miss” destination. It is filled with palaces and art, fine shopping and excellent food. Relax in Piazza San Marco, visit the basilicas, drink a bellini at Harry’s Bar and wander the alleyways and bridges. Consider an off-season trip to have more of the city to yourself.
Print This Post
“Eat (Pizza), Pray, Love” - Naples
Posted by jak in International, Italian, Naples on November 30th, 2011

Cupola Santa Caterina

Gulf of Naples

Umberto Galleria

Santa Chiara Church
Naples is one of Italy’s most vibrant cities. It lies on the coast, south of Rome and is the most important city in southern Italy. Naples is beautifully situated on the slopes of the hills enclosing the Bay of Naples. It is known for its rich history, art, culture, architecture, music and gastronomy. This Neapolitan city is internationally famous for its cuisine and draws culinary influences from the numerous cultures which have inhabited it over the course of its history, including the Greeks, Spanish and French. The city is synonymous with pizza and is traditionally credited as: The Birthplace of the modern Pizza.
Neapolitan-styled Pizza
Julia @ Da Michele’s
We began our fooditinerary at L’Antica Pizzeria Da Michele where Julia Roberts dines in the movie: “Eat, Pray, Love”. Pizza perfection relies on traditional ingredients of a Neapolitan pizza, which have been strictly regulated by law, since 2004. The complicated calibration of a trace of yeast, a 10 to 14-hour fermentation at room temperature and extra-loose dough. Ninety seconds in a wood-fueled brick oven with a dome temperature of 905° F renders the pies - blistered and honeycombed and crust that’s tender and pillowy inside, w/charring on its bottom and “leopard-spotting” (spotted w/char) along the rim. The toppings are scant but important: San Marzano tomatoes, fresh-smoked buffalo mozzarella, fresh basil, sea salt and a quality extra virgin olive oil. This is ground zero for pizza and Da Michele serves only two types of pizza: the “Marinara” (sauce and crust) and the “Margherita” (sauce, cheese, basil and crust). No additional toppings should be used in making the pizza that could alter its world famous genuineness and taste.
FI TIP - The San Marzano tomato is the most famous tomatoes for making “sauce” (for pizza or pasta) and is preferred by Gourmet Chefs and Italians kitchens all over the world! It is the also the only tomato sauce allowed on a “Vera Pizza Napoletana” (true Neapolitan pizza). Also, Da Michele is closed on Sundays… we move on!
COST: € Five Euros gets you a pizza and a large bottle of mineral water within four minutes - the Original Fast Food
FOOD: For the pizza lover, a trip to L’Antica Pizzeria Da Michele in Naples is the ultimate pilgrimage. It’s about simplicity, quality and tradition - add it to your bucket-list
SERVICE: At almost all times there is a wait for a table; get a number at the door and hang out outside until it’s called…
DÉCOR: As hard-core as it gets; Naples’ most recognized pizzeria takes the no-frills ethos to extremes. Think nostalgia, it’s dingy and old-fashioned… the very same tables from the 1800’s

Pizzeria Brandi

Pizza since 1780
Antica Pizzeria Brandi was opened in 1780, but didn’t become world-famous for more than a century. Popular legend holds that it was on this very spot, in June of 1889, in honor of a visit by the first King and Queen of a newly unified Italy, the owner Raffaele Esposito concocted a patriotic pizza modeled after the colors in the country’s new flag: white - mozzarella di bufala, red - tomato sauce, and green - basil… the Margherita! Naples’ most famous—and heavily touristed—pizzeria is so proud of its traditions that rather than hide the kitchen, Brandi prominently displays the oven near the front entrance. The pies emerge from the oven in mere minutes, a feint smoke still wafting off a crust that is mottled with char when the pizza makes it to your table. The pizza must have a flavorful crust that is charred both top & bottom, crisp with a chewy crumb and a significant “cornicione” (the poofy-lip around the edge), which is essential to pizza greatness. We ordered the Bruschetta and the white (pizza bianca) pizza w/clams. Pizzeria Brandi succeeds in being good and authentic in spite of the streams of tourists now mixed in along with the locals. The pizza is superb.
COST: € €9 to €12 It’s half of the price of a similar pie in NYC… how does that even happen?
FOOD: So good, it can only be described as Pizza Porn…
SERVICE: Get there early (instantly exposing yourself as a tourist) and sit at 6 outside tables or in the two level restaurant
DÉCOR: Blue and white tiled wood-fired oven and gleaming marble counters where skilled “pizzaioli” ply their craft
One of the beautiful things about a visit to Naples is that there’s so much good food to eat. You will, I’m quite sure, have no trouble finding an excellent – perhaps even pizza-gasm worthy – pizzeria in Naples, whether you come armed with a list of addresses like the ones above or not.
Print This Post
Print This Post
Print This Post
Hilton Head… come away with me
Posted by mla0100 in Mac & Cheese on April 6th, 2011
Golfing Mecca
Shoe-shaped Island
Meandering Bike Paths
Harbour Town LH
The Old South meets the Atlantic seaboard in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina. Hilton Head (HH), a shoe-shaped island, is the second largest barrier island on the Eastern Seaboard. This resort destination has world-class golf & tennis, superior shopping, endless recreational indulgences for lovers of land and sea and award-winning dining. Local seafood is the specialty with sweet creek shrimp, boiled in beer in summer and fresh oysters roasted on open pits in the cool months. Expect to pay resort prices for dining, especially during the tourist season. Budget options include delicious chopped pork barbecue sandwiches, Southern fried chicken and Low Country favorites like shrimp & grits, seafood gumbo, shrimp purloo and “Frogmore Stew” (Low-country seafood boil).

Signe's Heaven Bound Café

Heavenly Breakfast
We start our fooditinerary at Signe’s Heaven Bound Bakery & Café for Breakfast/Brunch. Signe Gardo is a “Connecticut Yankee” who finds herself inexplicably transported to the Hilton Head bakery that bears her name. Since 1972, Signe has been supplying freshly baked goods, serving breakfast and lunch and designing wedding cakes for both HH Islanders’ and island visitors. We start with their signature coffee that is freshly blended & roasted and made strong! My sisters start with Shrimp Frittatas, which is an Italian omelet that has the ingredients mixed w/the eggs (rather than folded-in) and is firmer & fluffier because it’s cooked very slowly over low heat. It is filled with veggies & cheese and is cooked to perfection. I have the Breakfast Polenta, an classic Italian dish w/a Southern twist - served w/sautéed sweet corn, red and green peppers, scallions & Vermont white-cheddar. Breakfast is served with a side of fresh fruit and toasted 8-grain bread & fresh lemonade or Earl Grey tea. Don’t forget to take away some of Signe’s bakery items, they even make a picnic basket for the beach.
PRICE: ¢ You will pay just as much at Denny’s
FOOD: Why just eat… when you can eat well - diverse food menu w/some INCREDIBLE baked goods
SERVICE: Place your order at the counter - most of the girls bake, not waitress
DÉCOR: Appears that Signe caught a sale on plastic patio furniture @ ‘Wally-World’… but whatever it takes to keeps the prices down

The Sea Shack

The Shack Attack
The Sea Shack is one of HH’s best places to enjoy fresh, affordable seafood. During the peak summer months, the wait can be long and arduous… thanks to Rachael Ray’s putting Sea Shack on $40 a Day. Their motto is, “Not Fancy, Just Good” and the atmosphere is very causal. Seafood: fried, grilled or blackened with generous portions (at reasonable prices), is their forte. My son, had their signature “Shack Attack” combo, which includes crab-cakes, fish, shrimp, oysters and scallops served with hush puppies and two sides. On this occasion, he had the sweet potato fries and Mac & cheese. I started with the she crab soup and had a soft-shelled crab sandwich with fries and Cole slaw. It’s a great place for families due to the low cost but the wait can be brutal on the kids.
PRICE: $$ Feed the ‘fam’ for about half as much as at the other HH seafood restaurants
FOOD: It’s seafood prepared fried, grilled or blackened - although the quality seems to be fading
SERVICE: Could use a dose of Southern hospitality
DÉCOR: The Sea Shack… appears to have been… ransacked

Hudson’s Deck Bar

Seafood Specialties
J.B. Hudson put his name on the door of the old Hudson’s Oyster Factory back in the 1920’s when it was a seafood processing plant. In 1967, he started serving seafood right off of the boats and has been doing so, ever since. Hudson’s on the Docks offers seafood specialties, along with four to six blackboard specials each day — the freshest catch from local fishermen. We arrive early and proceed to the Deck Bar and have a few drinks and enjoy the live music. We are seated promptly and start with appetizers; She Crab Soup, which I found to be too thick for my tastes and the New England Clam Chowder which was much more palatable. The Neptune’s Seafood Platter came next and included oysters, scallops, shrimp, crabmeat croquette, and seasonal fish – fried for me, grilled for my son with obscene amounts of food.
PRICE: $$$ Represents the median pricing for a HH seafood restaurant
FOOD: No one person at our table was inspired by anything that we were served. I may try again during the off-season
SERVICE: Most of the servers were college students and were very friendly and fun
DÉCOR: Dated nautical theme with a great atmosphere out on the deck… live music and a beautiful sunset
http://www.hudsonsonthedocks.com/

Pad Thai w/Shrimp
In addition to serving classic Bangkok cuisine, Ruan Thai features most of the delicate flavors of Northern Thailand. The restaurant covers all the Thai curries with the Pa Nang, Red, Green and Yellow. The mildest and most Indian of the curries was the Mussaman curry, a recipe that originated in Thailand’s southern peninsula and features chicken & potatoes, heavily scented with cumin. Other authentic Thai dishes were their Pad Thai and Pad Po Tak. We begin with the steamed New Zealand Mussels w/lemon grass & cilantro and the Combination Plate, which includes 2 skewers of satay, 2 spring rolls, 3 pot-stickers and 4-fried wonton. Our entrées consisted of the Green curry w/shrimp and Pad Thai w/chicken. The table shared a beautiful presentation of their Ruan Thai Fried Rice w/shrimp, chicken, egg, green onions, raisins, pineapple and cashew nuts. The service is consistently good; the food is prepared well and artistically presented and provides a welcome break from the plethora of seafood restaurants that populate the island.
COST: $$ The lunch menu is a great bargain, the Chicken Pad Thai was only 249 Baht ($8.25) for lunch and 427 Baht ($13.95) for dinner
FOOD: All agreed that the flavor, service, & portions were good. Just relieved it wasn’t fried or came w/hush-puppies
SERVICE: The staff is friendly and has an excellent knowledge of the Thai dishes served - family owned
DÉCOR: The restaurant has a modern but traditional feel w/beautiful lighting to complement the artistic flair of the food
http://myruanthai.com/main.html
Salty Dog Café
Jake the Salty Dog
Well you have probably seen the T-shirts with the logo of the legendary retriever wearing the yellow sou’wester hat. You may even have one folded up in your chest-of-drawers. From his very first appearance on a few T-shirts that promoted his home, Jake has grown into a national fashion phenom. The Salty Dog Café is located in the South Beach Marina @ Sea Pines along with Jake’s Pizza, the Wreck of the Salty Dog restaurant, Land’s End Tavern and the Lost Parrot-Java and Smoothie Bar. The South Beach Marina has become a gathering spot for both locals and vacationers, where you can enjoy waterfront dining inside or a drink & lighter fare on the deck at the outdoor bar. The night echoes with the tropical sounds of live entertainment most every night of the high-season. We park our bikes and wait to be seated but ultimately give up and dine on ice cream, Piña Coladas and Fat Tire beer. We normally order their Low Country Crab Dip and She Crab Soup, one of the islands best. It’s a must to visit & enjoy a cold beer and the atmosphere… a trip to HH just isn’t complete without a visit to the restaurants & shops of South Beach… oh yeah, & a tee-shirt!
COST: $$ And it’s THE place to be after the sun goes down, until the clubs beckon
FOOD: Fine dining it ain’t, but the appetizers are good and I usually stick to the fish sandwiches or their Seafood Pot Pie
SERVICE: The young servers are so stressed at days end… it looks like finals-week back at USC
DÉCOR: It’s like having dinner @ The Pirates of the Caribbean - Magic Kingdom. Nautical theme: how original

The Crazy Crab

Harbour Town
The other popular commercialized area of the Sea Pines neighborhood is Harbour Town. The Crazy Crab is only a few paces from the Harbour Town Light House, as such, some diners make it a point to traipse around the shops and boutiques during the long wait for their table at this very popular restaurant. She-crab soup and New England-style clam chowder are prepared fresh daily, children’s menus are available and the desserts are a high point for chocoholics. We start with the Raspberry Daiquiris while perusing the menu and snacking on hush-puppies, which are some of the best on the island. We also try the New England Clam Chowder that is only, OK. We decide to stick with the Steamed Seafood Pot, which includes a ½ Maine lobster, shrimp, Snow-crab legs and oysters on the ½ shell. It is served with a baked potato and corn-on-the-cob. Good food, great location!
COST: $$$ We paid just $25.95 for our Steam Pot, which we thought was a bargain
FOOD: We stuck with the hush-puppies and the Steam Pot - not the islands freshest seafood but good
SERVICE: Our server was an elderly yankee lady, she wouldn’t have cracked a smile… if we tipped her with THE winning Lotto ticket
DÉCOR: The interior appears to have been salvaged from a sunken ship - needs updating

Catch 22 Restaurant
On our last night on the island, we decide to visit the restaurants of Orleans Plaza on New Orleans Street. We go to Catch 22 because we hear their oysters are some of HH’s best. Little did we know that they also had all you can eat Snow Crab legs ($29.95 - Sun thru Wed). We start with the Oysters on the ½ Shell and the Daufuskie Hushpuppies - w/shrimp & crab, served with honey butter. The oysters are plump & salty and the hushpuppies pack a punch (think, conch fritters). Next up is their Crab & Roasted Red Pepper Soup and the Pan-Seared Jumbo Scallops served w/shitake & goat cheese ravioli with sautéed spinach and a prosciutto & sherry cream sauce. The soup was delicate and chocked full of crab meat and the scallops were… well, I think scallops could be cooked on the hot HH sidewalk and still be delicious. These weren’t and were… if you followed my logic.
COST: $$$ At the higher-end of the scale for HH seafood
FOOD: Orders are cooked individually and the preparation is of higher quality - inventive menu w/seafood items galore and more
SERVICE: The restaurant is more intimate & quiet (a luxury in HH) and the service is more attentive
DÉCOR: Yes, it had a nautical theme but our section actually had art on the wall - who knew
Come for the amenities and stay because it’s fun. Bring the sticks, the rackets, the bikes, the kids and hit the links, the courts, the restaurants or just lie on the beach. This place is one of the most family-friendly vacation spots in the country.
Print This Post
Print This Post
Key West… come as you are
Posted by mla0100 in Key West, Florida, U.S. on February 24th, 2011

Key West Lighthouse
Painted Ladies

Key West Sunset
Life's a Beach
Key West is the consummate post-New Years get away, a place to unwind and rejuvenate. A couple of days in Key West, moving at a more leisurely-pace, is the perfect antidote to that frenetic New Years celebration. In a town that is perpetually on vacation, the preferred leisure activity in Key West is relaxing on the beach or poolside, riding bikes, strolling down palm-lined streets or sitting on the veranda enjoying the incessant sunny weather. But Key West is definitely a Tale of Two Cities!
Duval Crawl
Sloppy Joe's
When the sun begins to drop on the Southernmost City - Sunset Celebration goes into full swing in Mallory Square and the lights begin to shine on Duval Street. If you’re looking for a party… you’ll find it in Key West! Cayo Hueso (original Spanish name) has definitely earned the right to be called the “Habitat for Insanity” (i.e. a Caribbean-styled city devoted to - simple, indecent and somewhat affordable nightlife) with bars that stay open until the wee hours of the morning! One of the most popular activities for visitors & tourist is the “Duval Crawl”. For the uninitiated, this means trying to frequent as many Key West bars in one night as humanly possible. This very distinct dichotomy between day and night provides one with ample opportunity to rest and relax all day, while preparing for a night of revelry.

Joe's Stone Crab
Our fooditinerary begins immediately after hitting the tarmac in Miami as we cruise over to South Beach (SoBe) to visit the mythical Joe’s Stone Crab. It was designated a historical landmark in 1975, which has led to a national obsession and recognition as The gastronomic destination in Miami’s SoBe district. Joe’s is only open during stone crab season, which began on Oct. 19th this past year and will close sometime this summer - TBA. We arrive at exactly 5:00 pm in an attempt to circumvent the notoriously long lines (1-2 hrs) and are seated almost immediately. I start with one of the House Favorites - Stuffy’s Rhode Island Baked Quahog Clams and the Seafood Bisque and my dining companion has the Cioppino (San Franciscan fish stew). The clams were delicious, the bisque was too thick and the Cioppino (new menu item) was a disaster! We also ordered the fried oysters and fried zucchini… most items were prepared well and served in ginormous portions yet, were surprisingly affordable.
4 - Jumbo Crab Claws
But we came for the Stone Crabs (in Florida = the claw only, by law) and Joe’s claws enjoy a cult following and justify the wait. The claws come pre-pounded, so they’re expertly cracked and shell fragments can be easily discarded… exposing the succulent claw meat. The texture is firm yet flaky and has a distinctively sweet flavor, which pairs well with Joe’s creamy mustard sauce or clarified butter. The keys to the kingdom do not come cheap - an order of 4 jumbo black-tipped claws (jumbo > 6 ounces) goes for $71.95 (Market price). But don’t take my word for it, last season (their 97th) Joe’s sold over 550,491 pounds of their signature stone crab claws. You do the math - OK, rounded off it’s $26.5 million (just for the crab claws). The wait can be intolerable; thank goodness there is also a Joe’s Take-Away.
PRICE: $$$$ The pricey stone crabs obviously subsidizes the lower-priced items on the rest of the menu
FOOD: The food seemed to be prepared well but some dishes were inconsistent. Their stone crabs were as good as advertised and their signature sides were quite substantial
SERVICE: Rumor has it that the maître d‘ at Joe’s earns 6 figures (open ≈ 9 months) due to the $40 preferred seating tips… $20 tips are reportedly, loudly rebuffed… bienvenido a Miami
DÉCOR: Spanish Colonial Revival w/dark wood accents and furniture. High ceilings, black & white tiled floors, white tablecloths and servers in tuxedos. Restaurant easily holds 500 patrons
Joe’s Stone Crab
Hotel Room
La Te Da Restaurant
We are staying at an incredible Key West hotel on the quieter end of Duval Street; so an easy choice for Brunch is the Restaurant La Te Da @ Key West, located in the hip Duval Street hotel of the same name. This restaurant specializes in traditional cuisine served alfresco (poolside) in their courtyard; located in the former residence of the poet, patriot and martyr of Cuban Independence - José Martí. “The All American” - 3 fresh Eggs (scrambled) with Home Fries, Apple wood Smoked Bacon and Toast served with fresh orange marmalade & strawberry preserves are cooked well and served hot. And the “Eggs Baltimore” - Poached Eggs on Lump Crab Cakes and English Muffins topped with Hollandaise are outstanding. And this is the perfect time of year for the sweetest, fresh-squeezed Florida orange juice. We were so impressed with Breakfast/Brunch that we came here (post hangover) to dine again, the ‘morning after’. We couldn’t even look at solid food, so we opted for the “Berries & Fruit Cocktail” - a Parfait of Tropical Fruits and Berries served in a Martini glass topped with Vanilla Yogurt and granola. Just the right amount of calories, so that we could go comatose in a beach chair.
PRICE: $$ Great price for a quality brunch
FOOD: European styled brunch - Imported and domestic Cheeses w/Croissants & French Baguette, seasonal Tropical Fruits, Omelets, Benedicts & Brunch cocktails @ the Terrace Bar
SERVICE: Relaxed, elegant island-style
DÉCOR: Dining in a casual, open-air atmosphere… right on Duval St
La Te Da Restaurant @ Key West
http://www.lateda.com/restaurant.html

Southernmost Beach & Café

Southernmost Beach
Yeah, you can take the Conch Tour Train to see all of the cheesy sights on the island or you can chillax and vegetate on South Beach… we chose the latter. Oceanside on the Atlantic-end of Duval, it’s a beach location like no other (b/c we can walk to our room) and is the most desirable setting in Key West. So, we reside here daily for the duration… to work on our ‘Hamilton’. Behind us, lies the Southernmost Beach Café, so refreshments are about 20 steps away. Better yet, Juan (the beach attendant) comes around periodically and brings popsicles and frozen pineapple. The only danger here, in this idyllic setting, is the dreaded ‘Irish suntan’. FI Tip: For a few extra bucks, Juan will alert you when you are medium-rare! Sandwiches, wraps, burgers, salads, desserts and sorbets are served from 8:00 am until the sun goes down and the chaos resumes!
Southernmost Beach Café
http://www.southernmostresorts.com/
Dining alfresco
The Elusive Hogfish
For some of us, visiting the Keys isn’t about just taking a simple vacation. It’s also a quest to find the perfect fish sandwich, served in an authentic Keys restaurant on the waterfront. After conferring with the locals, the consensus opinion is the Hogfish Bar & Grill (near H₂0) and B.O.’s Fish Wagon (landlocked). The Hogfish Bar & Grill is located on Stock Island (1st Island North) in the Safe Harbor Marina… as any shrimper can tell you (if, you speak Vietnamese). It is probably easier to find by boat (hint: it is 20° 37′ N - 81° 36′ W) but with the help of our GPS we finally locate it. They have a varied menu with Baja Fish Tacos and a Lobster BLT, but the “World Famous Killer Hogfish Sandwich“ is what you have to try - a mild, flaky and delicate, white-fleshed fish served on fresh Cuban bread. Call ahead for availability, if available (Hogfish must be speared & are seasonal) it is delivered twice daily so, it is always fresh. If you can save room, try the homemade tropical guava bread pudding doused with piña colada sauce - crazy good.
PRICE: $$ Gladly paid the price for the elusive Hogfish
FOOD: Experience the way the Keys used to be and go where the locals go for good food. Try the Hogfish if available or the “pinks” the local shrimp
SERVICE: Relaxed and friendly… everyone here is on island time
DÉCOR: Sit on the docks and watch, as your lunch is offloaded from the boats
Hogfish Bar and Grill

B.O.'s Fish Wagon?
Shipwreck Inspired
Others, including his friend Jimmy Buffett, say Buddy Owen has the perfect sandwich at his open air shanty-shack. B.O.’s Fish Wagon serves up a primo cracked-conch sandwich - perfectly fried strips of conch served between Cuban bread… it’s one, sick-sandwich. But it’s a tough call between that and the “Square Grouper Seawich”. For the uninformed, a “square-grouper” is a bale of ganja that was thrown overboard during a DEA chase. But the sandwich is dope, as well - fried or grilled - fresh caught grouper, w/Key Lime mayo, lettuce, tomato & onions in portions that will cure your munchies. Hand-cut fries, conch fritters & fresh-squeezed Key Limeade will leave you buzzing, uh… full.
PRICE: $$ Cheaper before B.O. became a pseudo-celebrity
FOOD: Cracked-conch and “square-grouper” sandwiches (when available) are insane
SERVICE: Stand in line to order while drinking Key Limeade & pray a table comes available
DÉCOR: Cheech & Chong meets Sanford & Son. After a hurricane, B.O.’s just picks up the pieces and nails it back together
B.O.’s Fish Wagon
http://www.bosfishwagon.com/store/

Blue Heaven Entrance
![]()

BH Music Stage
Blue Heaven is a kitschy Key West eatery located in Bahama Village and is worth a stop for any Key West visitor (many locals are regulars here). The historical setting once served as a boxing ring (where Hemingway refereed), a bordello, a cock-fighting venue and was even mentioned in a Jimmy Buffett song, “Blue Heaven Rendezvous.” Although breakfast is their main draw, we have dinner (alfresco) on this outing. To say the environment here is causal would be an understatement, even by Key West standards. There is a ping-pong table, a rooster graveyard, an on-site water tower, the ubiquitous Key West chickens, cats eating table scraps and birds roost in the trees. We both order the Sautéed Yellowtail Snapper with Citrus Beurre Blanc Sauce - angel hair pasta, asparagus, fresh corn and cornbread. I was impressed with the fish and the overall quality of the dish… pleasantly surprised. We finish with their ethereal Key Lime pie and several of their signature cocktails.
PRICE: $$$ Hard to accurately estimate the cost, as we were buying rounds for the girls next to us - who insisted we attend a Drag Cabaret show with them on Duval… hilarious
FOOD: Fine dining in a casual setting
SERVICE: Our waiter was over-the-top friendly, helpful & fun - we partied, “Larger than Big”!!
DÉCOR: “If these walls could talk, I don’t know what they’d say, they’ve seen some accidental masquerades at the Blue Heaven rendezvous… ” - Jimmy Buffet
Blue Heaven

Southernmost Bouy

Key West Sunset
Fait accompli - mission accomplished - feeling rested and recuperated; we head back to Miami to catch our plane but our time in Key West was well spent! Too many good restaurants to list but we enjoyed every minute of our visit to the Southernmost City. Included were visits to Sloppy Joe’s for their potent Sloppy-Ritas, home-made coconut ice cream @ Flamingo Crossing, Cuban cigars and Mojitos @ El Meson de Pepe’s, Key Lime Pie on a Stick/dipped in Chocolate from Kermit’s Key West Key Lime Shoppe… Good Times.
Print This Post
New Years 2011, Venetian-style!
Posted by jenni in Venice, Italy on February 2nd, 2011
Ah, Venice, Italy – enchanting, romantic, captivating, and…frustrating? Trying (aimlessly) to find my hotel the first day in Venice, a youngish British man with his girlfriend passed by me on the street and muttered: “…this is more like ‘The Frustrating City.’” I giggled to myself - they were lost like the rest of us. Although “The Mysterious City” is perhaps more fitting for the picturesque cobble stone streets, there is no denying that Venice is a bit (read: VERY) confusing.
In my extensive travels, I have never found a city that is harder to navigate. In Venice, not only are you likely to get lost searching for the restaurant your hotel recommended, but without such recommendation, you will certainly be off-course in a sea of cafés and restaurants, many of which range from mediocre to clichéd to offensively bad. And you might think a map helps – but without corresponding street signs or a clear understanding of which bridge is which, a map in Venice is merely a way of shouting to all the locals, “Hey, I’m a tourist!” and to fellow tourists, “Hey, I’m lost too!”

Can you be any more obvious?
As I have said many times before, “when in doubt, ask the locals!” Little did I know that Venice is the exception to this rule; although knowing their way around town, the Venetians themselves are at a loss for which street is which. (New rule for Venice: Don’t ask the locals, just follow them). In an effort to avoid the horrendous lunches and dinner disasters that come from being lost in an unfamiliar city, I established a few guidelines:
1) Don’t eat in the establishments that have pictures of the food on the menu. (Follow this principle with regard to food displayed in the front window – this is not uncommon in Venice).
2) If there is a man prostituting the restaurant out to everyone that walks by, you can be sure that inside you will be seated with all your fellow tourists, and the food will be expensive and highly forgettable. Look for the places that don’t need to pay someone to advertise.
3) If it is on a main road (by the Grand Canal for example), it is risky. Go for restaurants and cafés located on the side-streets.
4) Look for where the locals are eating – you don’t necessarily have to stalk the locals around town, but just peek in to see what kind of people are eating at the establishment in question.
5) Finally, just because Venice is known for the decadent seafood doesn’t mean that ordering seafood at any restaurant is a safe bet.
(Note: Many of these principles can be followed when lost in various other cities around the world).
There are, indeed, great restaurants in Venice; the only trouble is, again, finding them.
In an attempt to not go broke via overcooked pasta in an already notoriously expensive city, I did my research to find the best the Venetians had to offer. Unfortunately many of my plans – including trying the infamous moleche (soft-shelled crab, and apparently not in-season during the winter months) - were spoiled due to the offseason and the holidays. Nevertheless, I triumphed through the disaster of frozen and microwaved tiramisu, and experienced some culinary greatness.
Breakfast
Don’t have your hopes too high for breakfast – Venetians are a simple people in the mornings: espresso and (maybe) a pastry. Be more inventive and go early in the morning to the fruit and vegetable market at Rialto (where they sell everything from fish and produce, to leather bags, silk ties, and the famous and ubiquitous Murano glass). At the Rialto market, I sampled the kaki fruit (aka persimmon or “sharon fruit”), giant green grapes, lovely dark cherries, and kumquats (which, in retrospect, I do not recommend as these become pretty messy when trying to peel them). This breakfast of fresh fruit was cheaper than what I would’ve paid for in a restaurant, infinitely better than what most hotels provide, and left me satisfied, yet ready for the long (and fantastic) lunch to follow. On the following morning, the other couple we were with managed to find a grocery store (this is a feat in itself), and bought various kinds of Italian sausage, eggs, fresh bread, and cheese. In a shared apartment complete with a kitchen (this is really the way to go when considering accommodation in Venice), we ate a deliciously authentic and cozy breakfast, with unlimited fresh espresso!
PRICE: €
FOOD: Fresh and lots to choose from!
SERVICE: well, it is a market - don’t expect too much.
DECOR: …outdoorsy.
Lunch
After searching quite tenaciously for the infamous Trattoria Alla Madonna, we arrived to find the front door and windows boarded up. My culinary heart was broken when I read that the trattoria was on vacation until after the New Year. I gave up for a moment, letting my hunger and disappointment get the better of me, only to be encouraged by my boyfriend that all hope was indeed not lost. We would - *gasp* - just have to “wing it.” And I have never been so happy that we did. Keeping with guideline #3 above, we decided to explore the streets behind the Riva del Vin. We came upon one potential lunch venue, but backed out the moment we saw an Asian couple running the joint (Now, for the record, I am not racist, but rather a firm believer in stereotypes – particularly when dining out. I would avoid eating sushi made by Mexicans in Japan the same way I would avoid a Yankee rolling my burrito in El Paso. And while there are exceptions to every rule, stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason).
Finally, we found the Trattoria Antico Pizzo, a cute little eatery carved in the side of yet another cobble stoned street. We would have passed it had it not been for the tacky Christmas lights assaulting the entrance of the restaurant. Inside, we were welcomed warmly to an empty dining room. We sat down and were handed menus and a pad of paper with the day’s specials scribbled (illegibly) in pen – hmmm, authentic or lazy? I began to worry. From what I could make out in the Italian hieroglyphics, the fish of the day was shrimp, and the dish of the day was tagliatelle with the fish of the day. It seemed like the right thing to do. And it was. To my delight, the restaurant filled up with Venetians as I swirled strings of creamy heaven around my fork. After sampling my boyfriend’s tuna steak and polenta, as well as the seafood pasta (including fresh muscles, shrimp, fish, and scallops) of our dining companions, it was quite clear that we had struck culinary gold (or at least silver). The décor may be deceivingly wrong, but the food is clearly right.

Shrimp tagliatelle
PRICE: €€ (by Venetian standards)
FOOD: Made fresh, flavorful, best pasta I had in Venice
SERVICE: Good, until the restaurant filled up, then it was not-so-good.
DECOR: tacky on the outside, not memorable on the inside
Trattoria Alla Modanna
Sestiere San Polo, 594
30125 Venice, Italy
Phone: +35 (041) 5223824
Trattoria Antico Pizzo
SESTIERE SAN POLO, 814,
30125 Venice, Italy
Phone: +39 (041) 5231575
More lunch (or dinner…or snack!)
I am proud to say that I discovered the best pizza in all of Venice. Many a guidebook will suggest that you set aside time for wandering off, and doing so, once again, paid off. I wasn’t even hungry at the time – but in seeing the giant slices of distinctly authentic pizza coming out of Pizzeria Sansovino, I suddenly realized that hunger was irrelevant, and I would regret not partaking in a traditional slice of heaven. I decided to wait for the fresh pepperoni pie that was just entering the pizza oven – 10 minutes later I asked myself, “Has anything ever been so worth the wait?” I think not. It is a shame that many probably miss this little place, but look for it if you are walking from St. Marks to Campo S. Maurizio. This pizza-only shop has no seating availabilities – so take a piece with you on your way to getting lost again. Eat as you go – don’t worry, you are not the only one!

Fresh out of the pizza oven
PRICE: € (it’s a piece of pizza)
FOOD: A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
SERVICE: Friendly
DECOR: Not much to see, grab your pizza and go
Other tempting suggestions:
Pizza al Volo – another winner. You cannot go wrong here.
Pizzeria Sansovino
San Marco 2628
Pizza al Volo
Campo Santa Margherita, 2944
30123 Venice, Italy
Phone: +39 (041) 5225430
Dinner
Unfortunately for us, our dinner excursions were not everything we had hoped for. It really does help to have a plan in Venice, not least because it is hard enough to find the recommendation you were given. As we were with a larger group on this trip, we had less control over where to indulge in our gastronomic fantasies. This was especially the case on New Years Eve – a particularly difficult evening to find decent cuisine. On New Years Eve in Venice, you are absolutely required to make a reservation at the first-class establishments. As for the other mainstream tourist traps, if you can find a table, there is a general minimum courses/price per patron rule. And unfortunately for us, with no prior reservation, we got caught (suckered in to) a place not even worth mentioning here by name.
However, our last night in Venice (and the first evening of 2011), we went out with a bang thanks to al Paradiso Ristorante. Located on Calle Paradiso, this restaurant stands alone – although close to tourist traps along the canal, it is hidden a bit on one of the side streets. The décor is elegant, cozy, and very romantic. The attention provided by the wait staff was indicative of the food that would present itself, and in our opinion, well worth the slightly higher price. I started with the seabass carpaccio, accompanied by fennel and a light olive oil, orange zest, and white balsamic dressing. The black spaghetti with squid ink was equally decadent, as was the tagliateli with crab – a dish I only wish had been bigger! If in doubt, I highly recommend letting Georgio and the staff choose for you – they are friendly, honest, and know exactly how to steer you in the right direction (with the wine selection as well). We finished the evening with a light panna cotta, topped with a compote of mixed berries. And just when I thought the meal was over, it turns out that the restaurant serves small homemade mystery biscuits (I say “mystery” because I’ve never tried anything like them before) at the end of the meal - so good, I lost count of how many I ate!

A brilliant way to finish the evening
PRICE: €€€
FOOD: Very good - not the best, but very good.
SERVICE: Excellent, great with recommendations!
DECOR: Cozy, romantic, think: flowers, white table clothes, tea lights.
Al Paradiso Ristorante
Calle del Paradiso
San Polo 767, Venice
Telephone: +39 (041) 5234910
Dessert (or any time of day!)
Who goes to Italy and doesn’t try the gelato? Even the very lactose-intolerant person me cannot resist! Our favorite was a gelateria by the name of SoSu, near the Rialto Bridge. Once you find, the most difficult decision for you will not be two or three scoops (three, obviously), but rather which flavors to choose. As such, we did what any rational couple would do and decided to have a round II sometime the next day. Try the biscuit (my personal favorite) and…actually, it is pointless to make flavor recommendations, I’m not sure it is possible to go very wrong here (except for maybe the licorice flavor – you really have to be a big fan to love it in ice cream form).
PRICE: € €
FOOD: yummy!
SERVICE: Good
DECOR: Charming - like an Italian gelato shop should be.
Other tempting suggestions:
La Boutique de Gelato
Salizzada S. Lio 5727
Castello
Alaska
Calle Larga dei Bari, 1159
Santa Croce
Gelateria II Doge
Campo di Santa Margherita

SuSoooo good
Print This Post
San Diego, California
Posted by Chalin' in San Diego, California, U.S. on January 20th, 2011
I’m in San Diego with only one thing in mind - fish tacos. And not the pink ones this time, the 1,000 year old, simplistic, culinary delight that keep surfers surfing and Manuel Uribe fit.

... it goes straight to my three thighs.
Nestled on the coast less than 20 miles from postcard-esque Tijuana, San Diego is the epicenter of Mexican drug trafficking and incredible “comida de Mexicana”. I opted to avoid decapitation and instead ate my way through the city’s best fish/seafood tacos. You either want to know where to get the best tacos or you don’t…

Well, I didn't see eight-balls on the menu but sure me and the Mrs. would love to try one!
South Beach Bar & Grill: San Diego (Seafood/Pub Fare)
South Beach Bar & Grill offers a Mini Taco Platter appetizer, giving one a sampling of Mahi-Mahi, Wahoo, Grilled Shrimp, Calamari & Baja tacos for only $10.95, barring tax and tip… for a flirtatious (yet forgetful) waitress. Although touted as the world’s best, these tacos are pretty standard. The seafood is fresh - being 30 feet from the Pacific - but I felt like I had been waterboarded with Ranch Dressing after eating the first couple of tacos. Fortunately, there are several better options.
PRICE: ¢
FOOD: Pass
SERVICE: Flirtatious waitress: hot tits, cold food
DÉCOR: Dark Bar, lit by TVs airing S.D. Chargers’ losses
South Beach Bar & Grill
Mamá Testa Taqueria: San Diego (Mexican)
So you probably saw Bobby Flay eating Mamá Testa’s fish tacos on The Food Network. Flay has a few restaurants (Mesa Grill, Bar Americain, etc), is an Iron Chef but could not duplicate these tacos - so they must be great.

I don't know whether to order food from it or hit it with a stick and hope candy comes out?
I had the Mividita Tacos, lightly fried catfish with coleslaw and queso fresco piled in a crunchy shell. Yet again, the fish tacos are pretty standard, easily outmatched by several places in the area. Mamá Testa does have other (and probably better) tacos including their homemade, Chorizo taco. And don’t forget the all-you-can-muster Salsa Bar, boasting 10-12 selections… including my favorite, “Hepatitis-A-Habanero”.

Are you ready for a LETdown!?
PRICE: ¢
FOOD: If close
SERVICE: Bilingual
DÉCOR: It’s as if a piñata came to life and was hired as the designer
Mamá Testa Taqueria
http://www.mamatestataqueria.com/
Cantina Mayahuel: San Diego (Mexican)
It may or may not be the margarita, with fresh squeezed lime, agave nectar and a splash of Royal mountaine (whatever the hell that is), talking but Cantina Mayahuel’s Mahi-Mahi tacos made an impression.

I was eating while taking this shot.
Grilled with pineapple juice and topped with a cabbage/carrot/cilantro medley, tropical salsa, ancho mayo, crema mexicana and a dash of hot sauce - these fish tacos are more expensive than their counterparts ($4.50) but are roughly the size of Gabriel Iglesias’ head.

I'm not fat...or funny.
PRICE: ¢
FOOD: Detour
SERVICE: Well versed in the wonderful world of tequila
DÉCOR: Medieval-esque bar, lovely patio
Cantina Mayahuel
El Zarape: San Diego (Mexican)
So a friend recommended we take a cool evening bike-ride to El Zarape, after discovering they served excellent 99¢ batter-fried, fish tacos. It made total sense on the way there… not so much on the ride home. I do not recommend puking in someone else’s, bike-basket.

My kind of dollar menu.
This small, crammed local-favorite dishes out all the Mexican delights. But don’t miss the Shrimp ($3.25) and Lobster ($3.99) tacos topped with, eat-by-itself-with-a-spoon, creamy green salsa from the salsa bar. Seating is limited so, be sure and hawk the elderly, disabled and pregnant… to make them finish their meals quickly. Open late and serving cold draft beer, El Zarape is also known as “Eden”.
PRICE: ¢
FOOD: Detour
SERVICE: Order at counter, while friend stares down seated patrons who should leave
DÉCOR: Cramped, some say lively
El Zarape
Mariscos German Taco Truck (Pronounced “HAIR-mahn”): San Diego (Mexican)
This is it, the unequivocal best tacos in San Diego, according to the un-unequivocal authority of tacos in San Diego. Yes, it is a truck. Yes, it sits on a plot of dirt in front of a strip mall with signs in Spanish you can’t quite comprehend – including the menu. Yes, armed drug-runners eat here. Yes, receiving the correct order rests solely on your proficiency in the Spanish language. Yes, it is undeniably worth it.

Yes, that is a gang member... or a Raiders fan.
I am unsure of where to begin. The grilled marinated shrimp and veggie taco… the simple, yet flawless, lightly fried-fish taco? Or the densely smoked-fish taco, where rich flakes of smoked marlin share a corn tortilla bed with char-grilled vegetables? Perhaps it’s the free cup of seafood soup, infused with a red chili flavor that accompanies every order? Maybe it was the salsa or the tangy marinated onions I found in the cooler bin, that added yet another layer of flavor and an element of complexity to the tacos? The epic portions and affordable prices? Can I stop now? You should be out hunting this truck like Cheney hunts face!
Expect to stand or sit at plastic folding tables more brittle than Joan Rivers’ face or eat off the hood of your car – an idyllic setting for anniversaries, February fourteenths or spouses’ Birthdays.

... after being denied another facelift.
PRICE: ¢
FOOD: Landmark
SERVICE: Solamente en Español
DÉCOR: New truck smell
Marisco’s German Taco Truck
3504 University Ave
San Diego, CA 92104
Las Cuatro Milpas: San Diego (Mexican)
“We haaaave to go to Las Cuatro Milpas for their rice and beans while you are here,” a friend screams at me as she recalls one of her favorites. I was about as excited to eat rice and beans, as you are excited to actually keep reading this post.
After a “short” wait in the invariable line lingering down the sidewalk, Las Cuatro Milpas delivered. This is real-lard Mexican cooking, simple and authentic. It’s as if, you have been transported to a Mexican barrio (poverty and crime included) to enjoy a no frills lunch in a soup kitchen that, only the neighborhood families (and every other citizen in San Diego), know about.
Do know, they have a very limited menu. Now, there are two ways to approach this:
1) Complain and moan… like most people do.
2) Realize, they are specialists that have PERFECTED a unique assortment of dishes that have had San Diegans waiting for hours in a shitty neighborhood for over 75 years.
I chose to embrace the limited menu by ordering just, about all of it enough to feed an entire landscaping crew. The spicy chorizo beans and rice ($3.75), served with the ‘back-of-the-restaurant-hand-made tortillas‘ ($2.75), are from another planet. The tortillas are warm and chewy… the perfect accompaniment to the chorizo beans and rice. Warning: after eating, you may never enjoy beans and rice for as long as you live, or as short as you live, after consuming an unparalleled amount of pork fat (used in approximately 100% of the menu). Do yourself a favor and also try the delicious pork tamales ($1.50) and the rolled tacos ($1.50) stuffed with tender, flavorful pork and fried in front of you.

It can fit into one stomach.
FI Tip: This place cooks a days worth of food and when it’s gone, it’s gone. Plan on having lunch at 10:00am and bring cash, “we don’t take to your plastic ‘round here.”
You are welcome. – C.A.
PRICE: ¢
FOOD: Destination
SERVICE: Order quickly at counter or be mauled by the mob behind you
DÉCOR: Pork lard stucco
Las Cuatro Milpas
1875 Logan Ave.
San Diego, CA 92113
619.234.4460
Print This Post
New Orleans… a fooditinerary just in time for the Holidays!!
Posted by Chalin' in New Orleans, Louisiana, U.S. on October 27th, 2010

“La Nouvelle-Orléans,” “NOLA,” the “Crescent City,” “The Big Easy,” “The City that Care Forgot,” “Nu-Awlins,” call it what you will… New Orleans is a major U.S. port and the largest city in the state of Louisiana. But it is so much more than that, it is well known for its French Quarter with its distinct French-Creole architecture, as well as its cross cultural and multilingual heritage. New Orleans is also famous for its cuisine, music (the birthplace of Jazz) and its annual celebrations and festivals, most notably Mardi Gras. With it’s European culture firmly rooted, the city is often referred to as the “most unique” city in America.
Here, in this little corner of the American South, is where European traditions blend with Caribbean influences, the history is as colorful as the local characters and the food is the stuff of legend. The Haitian and African Creoles developed an exotic, spicy cuisine and were instrumental in creating Jazz and Zydeco. The street names are French and Spanish, the Creole architecture comes in a carnival of tropical colors and voodoo is a Caribbean import. A ‘cultural gumbo’, the people of New Orleans celebrate their differences, in fact, they celebrate almost anything in the Big Easy. They have a saying here: “LAISSEZ LE BONS TEMPS ROULER” — Let the Good Times Roll, a reminder of their french heritage… a way of life that began almost three centuries ago. New Orleans lingers on the threshold between the Old World and the New, between history and legend.
Boiled Crabs & Shrimp
It had been too long since my last visit to New Orleans and I had a laundry-list of things, that I have
been craving. Since I was too early for crawfish-season, I would have to “settle” for boiled Gulf shrimp & blue crabs. We started our fooditinerary before we even arrived in the city, we detoured to historic Bucktown, a fishing community, located in Metairie. Deanie’s Restaurant & Seafood Market is one of the oldest retail purveyors of boiled & live seafood and has been serving seafood right-off-the-boats for over 40 years. Seasonal seafood (especially crawfish) is prepared well and priced right. They start you out with the spicy, hot “new potatoes” (cooked in crab boil) and hush-puppies as soon as you are seated, the perfect complement for a mandatory, ice-cold Dixie long-neck. Next comes the monster portions - ridiculously high piles of boiled seafood - placed on your table. This is not for the faint of heart, you must roll up your sleeves and peel your “catch.” Try and save room for their coconut-almond custard bread pudding… yeah, right! It had definitely been too long… indescribable!

Pat O's Hurricane
We forgo dinner in favor of a “few” of New Orleans favorite libations. We head to Bourbon Street and one of the most famous bars in the world, Pat O’Brien’s. The Hurricane was created at Pat O’Brien’s in the 1940’s, during the war years. Whiskey was hard to get but rum was plentiful and to order a case of whiskey, a bar had to order as many as 50 cases of rum, first. So, Pat O’Brien created this punch-like drink to make use of the available rum. An interesting bit of Hurricane trivia: Pat O’Brien’s sells more alcohol than any other Bar in the United States, every year; a Pat O’Brien’s Hurricane glass holds exactly $10 in US pennies and the “Hurricane glass” is one of the most sought after Mardi Gras/New Orleans souvenirs. Now, I am not sure about holding exactly $10 in pennies but I know it holds a good, 4 ounces of rum. And if that’s not enough, there is the “Magnum Glass” that holds 3-gallons of drink for $100 + $75 extra if you want the glass, that should keep you from waiting in line to buy the next round!
http://www.patobriens.com/patobriens/

The Hand Grenade
We moved on from “Pat O’s” to the Tropical Isle®/Funky Pirate for something stronger, the Hand Grenade… probably not the smartest move we made during our stay!! It is made with 1.5 oz Gin, 1.5 oz Grain Alcohol, 1.5 oz Melon liqueur, 1.5 oz Rum and 1.5 oz Vodka. Besides having just, stupid amounts of alcohol… it is one of the best tasting and most popular drinks on Bourbon Street! It will also guarantee, you will talk to anyone that your run-into (literally). Please, someone tell me that we DIDN’T do a Karaoke duet!?! Thank goodness, our hotel was located just a few blocks away, I think. We, somehow, slept through breakfast the next morning but woke up with a ravenous appetite, strange(?)
Willie Mae's & Chicken Bones
Willie Mae’s Scotch House was the perfect answer to our hunger pangs. Willie Mae’s is, arguably, the “fried chicken Mecca of the United States” and is a cultural landmark in the city of New
Orleans. It is Southern cooking meets Creole and Willie Mae Seton is a local icon. Located in the Seventh Ward, Willie Mae’s was destroyed on August 29, 2005 by Hurricane Katrina. Willie Mae Seaton was missing for several days, but police found her sitting outside the restaurant empty-handed. The only possession she had with her was her James Beard medal (awarded just months earlier), wrapped in tissue in her pocket. Hundreds of local’s gathered, including Superstar Chefs from near and far and made re-opening Willie Mae’s a top priority and it is, once again, serving some of the best “wet-battered” fried chicken, red beans & rice and veggies, bar none. Hands down, the best fried chicken I have ever tasted!! We eat until we are immobilized, lobotomized and rendered useless… leaving only, this pile of bones!
K-Paul's
For dinner, we opted for Chef Paul Prudhomme’s, K-Paul’s Louisiana Kitchen. Born and raised in Opelousas, Louisiana, deep in Cajun country, Chef Paul brought Cajun cuisine to the forefront of the culinary world with his authentic dishes. I started with his Chicken and Andouille (awn-do-ē) Gumbo - Cooked in a Chicken Stock and a Dark Roux - served with Rice. Pecan Crusted Gulf Fish - Champagne poached jumbo lump crab, crushed corn sauce and spiced pecans. Cajun Jambalaya (Jum-ba-lye-ah) - replete with the “Cajun-Mirepoix” (onions + celery + bell peppers), tasso, sausage, chicken, tomatoes, jalapenos & garlic in a rich stock with sauce piquant. Bread Pudding with Hard Sauce, a New Orleans Tradition and Chocolate Hill - homemade, rich chocolate cake with chocolate ganache underneath with white & dark chocolate drizzled on top… c’est magnifique!
Beignets & Café Au Lait
The Original Café Du Monde Coffee Stand was established in 1862 in the New Orleans French Market. The Café is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. It closes only on Christmas Day and on an occasional Hurricane day. We arrive early and get two orders of Beignets and two Café Au Laits. Beignets are a square piece of dough, fried in cotton-seed oil and covered with confectionery sugar; served in orders of three. Café Au Lait (Oh-lay) is coffee and chicory which is traditionally served Au Lait-style (mixed half and half with hot milk). You will never be able to forget the taste of beignets and will always long to come back for more! FI Tip: Upon your arrival at Café du Monde, you will see a line has formed but the locals know that there is a self-seating policy. So circumvent the line and just seat yourself… it’s on a first come-first serve basis.
Mother’s Restaurant, located in the Central Business District (CBD) at the corner of Poydras Street and Tchoupitoulas (Chop-
a-TOO-lis) it is one of the most widely recognized landmarks in New Orleans. Celebrities, tourist, locals and CBD suits flock to this New Orleans landmark. The menu samples many New Orleans home-cooked standards - from breakfast to blue-plate lunches - but the highlight is the quintessential po’boy, a sloppy sandwich on Zip’s (Leidenheimer) French bread, overloaded with meat or seafood. Mother’s signature po’boy, is the Ferdie special - baked ham, roast beef and “debris” (roast beef pieces that fall in the gravy while cooking) and “dressed” with shredded cabbage, tomatoes, mayo, pickles and mustard. But for me, the “Holy Grail” of po’boys is the Soft-shelled crab po’boy and I take mine, not dressed, but with “nuttin, on it”. This is, without exception, the finest sandwich on the planet! The Zip’s french-bread is the key, it is delivered fresh up to four times a day - 32 inch loaves, hand-packed into 10 count, paper bags. The bread is unique in all the world and has a light, but definite crust and a very open crumb. The absolute perfect match for the po’boy sandwich for holding the various culinary treasures found in the city. The downside is, that it turns into a brick-bat within 24 hours… thus explaining why every restaurant offers “bread pudding” as a desert on their menus!
http://www.mothersrestaurant.net/

Antoine's
For dinner, we decided to dine at an old New Orleans institution… the world-renowned Antoine’s Restaurant. It has the distinction of being the oldest family run restaurant in the United States, having been established in 1840 and is known for it’s VIP clientèle, including General Patton, the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, President Roosevelt, Judy Garland and Pope John Paul the II…to name just a few. First, we order the Pommes de Terre Souffles (those marvelous puffed potatoes) to snack-on while we peruse the menu. The first course is Shrimp Regua - Louisiana shrimp with a
horseradish Creole tomato sauce - served on a breaded tomato, topped with vinaigrette and Creole Gumbo - a classic preparation of rich Louisiana filé-based gumbo with blue crabs, oysters, Gulf shrimp and okra. Next, comes Crabes mous frits - fried soft-shell crab over onion and mushroom rice with remoulade sauce and Crawfish Étouffée (A-too-fay) - Crawfish tails smothered in a blonde roux with onions and peppers, served over rice. We finish with Cinnamon and Raisin Bread Pudding with warm rum sauce and an Old Fashion Fudge Sundae - vanilla ice cream, served over pound cake with Fudge sauce, and chopped toasted almonds. The cuisine, service, and atmosphere combine to create an experience that is like stepping back in time!

Eggs Sardou
Sunday is here and it’s time for another culinary phenomenon and a New Orleans tradition since 1946… “Breakfast at Brennan’s”! Brennan’s Restaurant serves a typical New Orleans breakfast that starts with “eye-openers”, which include gigantic
Mimosa’s, famous Creole Bloody Mary’s or their delicious Brandy Milk Punch followed by their Table d’hôte Breakfast (Three Course Prix Fixe breakfast)! We start with Strawberries with Double Cream and I’ve had their New Orleans Turtle Soup with sherry, both are excellent. For the entrée we order the Eggs Sardou - Poached eggs on artichoke bottoms nestled in a bed of creamed spinach and covered with Hollandaise and Eggs Ellen - grilled filet of salmon topped with poached eggs and Hollandaise. For desert, we both order a Brennan’s creation and now World-famous, Bananas Foster, cooked table-side. Bananas sautéed in butter, brown sugar, cinnamon and banana liqueur, then flamed in rum, served over vanilla ice cream… ridiculously good! Great way to start a day in NOLA with a full belly and a buzz!
http://www.brennansneworleans.com/
Commander's Palace
Nestled in the heart of the historic New Orleans Garden District, just steps from the St. Charles Avenue streetcar line, stands this turquoise and white Victorian shrine to Creole cuisine… the award-winning Commander’s Palace. The ambience is as rich and grand as the restaurant’s name and reputation. And if you can score a table in the Garden Room, you will never forget the evening. Lunchtime here is a favorite
with businessmen, possibly due in part to the 25¢ (yes, that’s right) martinis. We started with Louisiana Blue Crab Cake - Fresh jumbo lump crabmeat over crab-boiled vegetables with organic sprouts & spicy ravigote sauce. Gumbo YaYa and Snapping-Turtle Soup w/Sherry follows, both signature dishes at Commanders and both are delectable. Next, comes the Pecan Roasted Gulf Fish - a sauté of summer corn, grilled asparagus, mushrooms and local legumes with cracked crab and champagne butter, another of their signature dishes and the best fish-dish that my Swedish companion, “has ever tasted”! For desert we have their famous Creole Bread Pudding Soufflé with warm whiskey cream… the whole experience is unforgettable! Did I mention the 25¢ martinis???
http://www.commanderspalace.com/

Charbroiled Oysters
I was here for 5 days and didn’t even scratch the surface. Emeril, John Besh, Susan Spicer (& many, many more) are all culinary rock stars and we didn’t have a chance to visit, any of their restaurants. I had promised myself that I would sample Drago’s Seafood Restaurant’s (located IN, our hotel) famous Charbroiled Oysters - a combination of garlic, butter and herbs… dusted with parmesan cheese and cooked in their shell on a hot grill - but I couldn’t eat another bite… solution, “I’ll be back”!!
It’s hard to picture a city that takes culinary tradition more seriously than New Orleans, where old Creole dining customs
and iconic dishes contribute so much to the distinctive local cuisine. One delicious example is the “reveillon dinner“, the reincarnation of an old French holiday custom updated for modern tastes and lifestyles. What began as a family tradition enjoyed in the home is now an extravaganza of good food and festive spirits available for anyone to partake at dozens of local restaurants. Derived from the French word for ‘awakening,’ reveillon (rev-V-awn) originally was a meal served after ‘midnight mass’ on Christmas Eve. Families would return from the late-night service famished and set upon a
feast prepared in advance and laid out on the table or sideboard. A typical early reveillon menu looked very much like breakfast, with egg dishes, breads and puddings, but could also include turtle soup, oysters, grits and grillades of veal. Naturally, the Cajuns accompanied these rich repasts with wines, cordials and other fortified drinks. In the 1990s, however, the reveillon tradition was ‘reawakened’ and transformed. The format of the reveillon dinner may be different from the early Creole days, but the resultant feelings of togetherness and holiday cheer is much the same. It is a New Orleans tradition that must not be missed during the Holidays! For a complete list of this year’s reveillon dinners, including menus and dates on which the meals will be available + Papa NOËL Hotel deals, visit http://www.fqfi.org.
The spirit that is New Orleans is alive and doing well! In a recent 2010 poll, Travel + Leisure magazine (T + L) lists New Orleans at the top in three important leisure categories. The Crescent City ranks first in “Best City for Singles”, “Cocktail-hour and Live Music Scene” and it’s the winner in the “Wild Weekend” category, as well. In the same 2010 T + L survey, readers ranked locals high in Friendliness (No. 2) and Diversity (No. 3). Come visit this city for a most unique experience… you will have the time of your life!










Sunday night and we head to Barceloneta, right on the 

































































